The Decayed Code
Modern etiquette for the digital gentleman in an age of corrosion
01. The Rotting Handshake
A gentleman's virtual greeting should glitch just enough to show character, but not so much as to cause discomfort.
02. Corrupted Correspondence
Emails should degrade elegantly over time, with carefully curated typos and formatting errors.
03. Digital Decomposition
One must allow their online presence to decay at a dignified pace, like fine wine turning to vinegar.
04. The Glitch Protocol
When encountering system errors, a gentleman maintains composure and treats them as aesthetic features.
05. Parasitic Politeness
Hover states should ooze with charm, transforming in unexpected yet delightful ways.
06. Necro-Navigation
Broken links should be treated as portals to serendipitous discovery rather than failures.
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